He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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