I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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