Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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