Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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