oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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