you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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