i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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