You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
