I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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