i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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