ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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