I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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