Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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