tell your sister to shave her snatch
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
