Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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