white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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