sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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