He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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