dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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