i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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