At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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