Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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