I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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