Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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