I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Randomize
