The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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