This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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