Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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