Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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