I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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