He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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