idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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