The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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