This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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