This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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