I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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