I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
