i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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