He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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