awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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