Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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