Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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