do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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