your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My underwear smells like fireworks.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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