She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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