i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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