I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i think my cat just said my name.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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