just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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