hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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