Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Do vagina's smell?
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How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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