I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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