He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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