I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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