yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he shaved USA in his pubs
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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