you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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