so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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